12.24.15 Dunder and Blixem

Twas the night before Christmas. And you might have been wondering about “Donner.” After all, the other reindeer names make sense. Dasher dashes, Dancer dances, Prancer prances. Cupid and Vixen probably hang out together. Comet is clearly the fastest one. And Blitzen is the German one that sparkles like lightning.…
2015

12.18.14 Chests & Nuts

Global warming! Immigrant terror! The War on CHRISTMAS! …may all be alleviated though selective breeding. When Europeans arrived in the New World, one of the most valuable things they found was the unfathomably large and widespread forests of mature hardwood trees. The forests back in Europe had been heavily harvested…
2015