2.2.18 Super-Stupid

Okay, it’s time to play “How Super-Stupid Can Marketers Get?” Let’s say you work for a shoe store chain, and you want to tell people how great your shoes are. Here’s the pitch for a TV spot: a bunch of white guys in a Hummer are cruising the Serengeti, apparently in…
2018

11.28.14 The Black Offer

(What self-respecting marketing guy could resist? And so, in the spirit of the season…) Announcing an email-busting BLACK FRIDAY offer exclusively from quickSilver! Act NOW to receive a COMPLIMENTARY* integrated marketing campaign for your brand or product!! Including: Mind-bendingly well-reasoned strategic recommendation Development of epic brand platform Multi-million dollar integrated…
2014