{"id":330,"date":"2012-02-10T06:02:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-10T11:02:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thequicksliver.wordpress.com\/?p=330"},"modified":"2012-02-10T06:02:30","modified_gmt":"2012-02-10T11:02:30","slug":"2-10-12-the-gift-that-keeps-on-hissing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/2-10-12-the-gift-that-keeps-on-hissing\/","title":{"rendered":"2.10.12 The Gift That Keeps On Hissing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Between hope and fear lies eternal love.<\/p>\n<p>First the hope. Each February 14, women cross their fingers and hope that their guy won&#8217;t be a complete idiot. Roses would be fine. Chocolates too. But the most highly hoped-for Valentine&#8217;s gift is a relatively simple one: a card or poem. In a study commissioned by Lindt, three out of four women claimed the thing they&#8217;d like most is something &#8211; anything! &#8211; handwritten from their mate. And sadly, many are disappointed. Only half of all men ever send a note, and many either send it digitally, or plagiarize some other guy&#8217;s poem. That results in a lot of disappointed ladies.<\/p>\n<p>And therein lies the fear. In another study commissioned by dating service It&#8217;s Just Lunch, men revealed they don&#8217;t hate Valentine&#8217;s Day, they fear it. One-third of all men admit to having avoided relationships between Thanksgiving and Valentine&#8217;s Day, out of fear of screwing it up, or taking too big a hit to the wallet.<\/p>\n<p>No wonder, then, that Valentine&#8217;s Day is a watershed moment for romance, a sort of pass\/fail test of men&#8217;s ability to overcome their fear and fulfill a woman&#8217;s hope. Will they pass? If so, they help drive the interesting statistic that more Viagra is prescribed in the week before V-Day than any other week of the year. Will they fail? If so, they join another interesting, more painful statistic, that divorce filings spike some 40% just before February 14.<\/p>\n<p>Wow, that&#8217;s a lot of pressure; makes you wonder why the Romans ever created this holiday? <a href=\"..\/2009\/02\/13\/2-13-09-bloody-valentine\">http:\/\/thequicksliver.wordpress.com\/2009\/02\/13\/2-13-09-bloody-valentine<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, there&#8217;s an innovative new solution. The Bronx Zoo has just announced that, for a $10 donation, folks can have one of the zoo&#8217;s 58,000 Madagascar hissing cockroaches named for their beloved. And, for just $15 more, the gift comes with a dark chocolate Cocoa-Roach and an actual paper card. WHICH THE GIVER CAN SIGN!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s the perfect gift. It&#8217;s personal, it&#8217;s thoughtful. It&#8217;s love that can survive a nuclear disaster.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Between hope and fear lies eternal love. First the hope. Each February 14, women cross their fingers and hope that their guy won&#8217;t be a complete idiot. Roses would be fine. Chocolates too. But the most highly hoped-for Valentine&#8217;s gift is a relatively simple one: a card or poem. In&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[179,268,322,351,496,634,747,762,1287,1298],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-7","tag-bronx-zoo","tag-cockroach","tag-dating","tag-divorce","tag-gift","tag-its-just-lunch","tag-lindt","tag-love","tag-valentines-day","tag-viagra"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}