{"id":469,"date":"2007-08-17T16:21:30","date_gmt":"2007-08-17T20:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thequicksliver.wordpress.com\/?p=469"},"modified":"2007-08-17T16:21:30","modified_gmt":"2007-08-17T20:21:30","slug":"8-17-07-america-at-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/8-17-07-america-at-play\/","title":{"rendered":"8.17.07 America at Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want to see the changing face of America?\u00a0\u00a0 Look no farther than Hurricane Harbor water park in Jackson, NJ, on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in August:<\/p>\n<p>We are the wealthiest country in the world.\u00a0 Good thing, \u2018cuz an outing for a family of four (parking, tickets, locker rental, food, tchochkes) runs well over $300.\u00a0 We are also the fattest country in the world, with almost one-quarter of the population characterized as obese; one serving of Papa John\u2019s pepperoni pizza contains 9 grams of fat and 227 calories; the wait for a slice was over an hour.<\/p>\n<p>You want diversity?\u00a0 Gotcha covered!\u00a0 Sure there\u2019s lots of European-looking folks. \u00a0But they are outnumbered by far by folks from China, Japan, Africa, India, Latin America, Russia, the Caribbean and lots of other places. \u00a0We enjoyed watching a group of young Israelis standing in line for an hour next to a group speaking Arabic.<\/p>\n<p>We learned that we\u2019re all pretty much the same.\u00a0 All youngsters, regardless of race, cut in line and pass on the left whenever they can.\u00a0 All 13-year olds are hell-raisers, which pisses off all mothers equally.\u00a0 All dads like to annoy their children.\u00a0 All half-clad women are equally self-conscious.\u00a0\u00a0And a scream of joy sounds the same in any language.<\/p>\n<p>We did spot one cultural difference: only white folks sing along to Jimmy Buffett, but all folks sing along to Bob Marley.<\/p>\n<p>Next stop:\u00a0 Six Flags Great Adventure, home of the tallest roller coaster in the world.\u00a0 We\u2019ll be investigating how different cultures deal with the issue of public vomiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Want to see the changing face of America?\u00a0\u00a0 Look no farther than Hurricane Harbor water park in Jackson, NJ, on a beautiful Sunday afternoon in August: We are the wealthiest country in the world.\u00a0 Good thing, \u2018cuz an outing for a family of four (parking, tickets, locker rental, food, tchochkes)&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[45,311,517,1322,1325],"class_list":["post-469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-2","tag-america","tag-cultures","tag-great-adventure","tag-water-park","tag-weekend"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=469"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/469\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quicksilverhg.com\/thequicksliver\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}