(What self-respecting marketing guy could resist? And so, in the spirit of the season…)
Announcing an email-busting BLACK FRIDAY offer exclusively from quickSilver!
Act NOW to receive a COMPLIMENTARY* integrated marketing campaign for your brand or product!! Including:
- Mind-bendingly well-reasoned strategic recommendation
- Development of epic brand platform
- Multi-million dollar integrated media buy
- Production of all elements including expensive celebrity TV spots, garish print, innovative OOH, and guerrilla elements
- State-of-the-art ecommerce platform integrating SEO, CPA, CPC, and other acronyms
- Dinner for 8 at The NoMad
- Luxury Box at Clapton
ACT NOW ACT NOW! This offer is incredible, and going incredibly fast!!
(Whoops, almost forgot the obligatory legal disclaimer…)
*Offer valid from 5:59 AM to 6:00 AM EST, November 28, 2014. Limit one per customer. Good while supplies last at participating restaurants. Not valid when combined with any other offer, especially any other offer of greater value. Offer should not be used by women who are pregnant, or may become pregnant. Ask your doctor before taking advantage of this offer, or any offer, and seek emergency medical attention if your desire for marketing is painful or lasts longer than 4 hours. This offer has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration, and is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Offer not available in all states. This offer is sold by weight, not volume; some settling of contents may have occurred during shipment and handling. Offer takes place rain or shine, no refunds, substitutions or cancellations. When you take advantage of this offer, we collect personally identifiable information about you that we share and monetize with our partners. Requires 30-month, 24-month, or 20-month 0% APR installment agreement and qualifying credit. Tags, title, administration fees, destination fees, and license fees not included in price; see dealer for complete details. Respondents are entitled to one (1) carry-on bag plus one (1) personal bag; additional bags must be checked for an additional fee. If you’re not completely satisfied, you may cancel at any time within 30 days and return the offer to us; just pay separate processing and shipping charges. Shipping charges are estimated and will be calculated and added when your order is processed. The term, “complimentary” is a registered trademark of quickSilver, which is solely responsible for the interpretation of this offer’s content. Offer not valid to former, current or future customers or prospects of quickSilver. Offer definitely not valid to friends and family of quickSilver. Offer details subject to change at any time without prior written notice.
C’mon, C’MON! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?