October 2007 – the quick Sliver

10.26.07 Mideast My Bad

October 26, 2007 Mike Keeler

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This all sounds vaguely familiar. A western country sends an army to the Middle East to overthrow Muslim overlords. They claim to be fighting for political reasons, but the whole thing smells like a holy war. “No-bid” contracts are awarded to those with high political connections. Huge fortunes are created…

10.19.07 Want Some Hubris With That?

October 19, 2007 Mike Keeler

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Finally! You can get a good taco in Mexico City. The folks at YUM brands that own KFC, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell have come to the conclusion that Mexicans need a little help with their food preparation. So they’ve announced the opening of a new Taco Bell franchise in…

2007 America Calories Fast Food Fat Hardee's Mexico Taco Taco Bell

10.12.07 Middie Option

October 12, 2007 Mike Keeler

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Quick, say “Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada” three times, fast! Too tough for ya? Okay, just say “Touchdown Middies!” At the United States Naval Academy, there is an unlikely kid leading the football team. His parents come from the Philippines and Hawaii, which explains the name which barely fits on the back of…

2007 Football Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada Navy Quarterback

10.5.07 What’s Left

October 5, 2007 Mike Keeler

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The world is quickly becoming a more sinister place. Nobody is sure what “natural” percentage of the human population is left-handed. A study of ancient jewelry reveals that about 10% of all pieces were twisted by left-handed artisans; other ancient sources suggest that percentage is probably accurate. But everyone IS…

2007 England Julius Caesar Left-handed Population